You are like a bird, And You are going to Fly away. And you don't know who you mom is.

When I saw your message, I nearly shit my pants. Why? I don't remember. Oh yeah, now I do. Because you've hated me forever and I've never laughed so hard.

You asked me last year, and it wasn't fun. You just needed something to talk shit about when I wasn't listening.

And now you think I'm dumb enough to repeat?
Ha! Better luck next time

Woops, there might not be a next time.
That's good, you never gave me a next time.

I can't believe so many people fall for the same tricks.