I'm a Dog Kid; Dog Kids at My School are Pretty Much a Family

I always have been the Rosie O'Donald of the situation

I mean, we laughed when we read the chunky girl's trendy blog shit about how much she is a dog

I mean it was pretty hilarious in how she thought she was a dog

But now, I don't care

I'm fucking human

I love people

I poop in toilets

Who needs to be a dog?

I'll just keep on smiling

And I'll be Rosie

I definitely ain't lonely

So why kill myself to be something I'm not?

Who knows?

Maybe like American Werewolf in London shit that I'll become a dog

I don't think anyone is a dog, however

They just stand in podiums and act so prestigious

But when conversing with them, they sounded so

Human.

I love my friends

and you, reading this

OH SO MUCH!