You should Honk when a Blind Man Crosses A Crosswalk, So He Knows You're there

You're just a big hypocrite

You with all your cats in the allies

You're just as bad as all of them

You crawl up on my lap with those big apologetic eyes

Staring at me, meowing about all the things they say in the darkness

They hide so far they are invisible

Yet their comments are to an extent true

Me? I've been down that ally

And I got meowed at too, only

I know there is no point

I can tell in your eyes and the dirt on your tail that you've been down there

You probably said some things to me

But me?
I'm human, I can stand tall

You're just a cat, asking for forgiveness

Though sometimes you get frustrated with me

Because you have your little pack of freedom

And can do anything you want

I have the boundaries of these four walls

This little prison of life

So don't get mad that I can't go down those allies with you

Because you're going into nothing but trouble